Dirty South Haiku

derp

herp

when i derp you derp we derp

hahahhai was thinking about that song the other dayin it’s original formit doesn’t make sensehow does one “dip”?

you can dip a lot of things

and if one knows how to do this mysterious “dip”, it can’t be something sexy

today i dipped chips into salsaand also queso

i mean….it doesn’t even sound hot.i mean…

and sometimes i dipped

but how do we dip together

then others dippedsometimes we dipped at the same timeand yes the queso was hot

In other news:

Let the Make-One-Cool-Thing-Everyday-Over-Break portion of this tumblr commence.

Amen

Lonely Friday nights Kentucky wheelbarrowed o’r Have you seen Green Mile?

Remember the scene He sucks sickness from Tom Hanks…? He reverse did that.

Ice cream paint job

religious aunty
believes i need some saving
god is not real, bitch

oh god, stomach pains
this will be the shit that stains
the dyson lab chair

i’m ready to poo
zunzis food, the magic goo
did I already?

holy fucking shit
this mouse actually works
the little ball thing

response:

that is surprising
the little ball never works
cheap mother fuckers

do you want sausage?
my box is over flowing
not that kind of box.

response:

it really smells good
“give me what is in your box”
not your vagina

response:

dear zunzi’s sausage
how can you be so tasty
milk tears to my eyes

response:

a bad accident
ming’s potatoes on the ground
real tears in her eyes

response:

meat and potatoes
from zunzis in my mouf
soon out my butthole